Have you seen my new cell phone?

what about the cell phone for nervous black people who have to drive around the south and be worried about getting beat up or pulled over for no reason? what about the cell phone for nervous gay people who can't see their partners in the hospital or enjoy equal rights in this country? what about the cell phone for stupid white people who have no idea what they're talking about and should grow up and think about the implications of the stupid questions they ask?