Is there anyone who enjoys doing statistics problems who wouldn't mind helping me out?

I'm looking for someone to give me their E-mail address, facebook, or screen name to help me with some statistic work I still have to do. It's quite a bit, which is why I am looking for someone who enjoys stats. I need help only for today (December 17, 2009) I'm really desperate and would immensely appreciate it! Thank you so much!!!