What are you ladies thinking about when you are doing your make up and doing your hair in front of the mirror?

i hope i look so gorgeious all the men stare at me tonight and get my man all possesive. hum, i wonder if hes gonna do that thing i like in bed tonight? oh **** did i pay the gas bill yesterday? i've got to remember to tell my man to change the oil in my car. it is way over miliage. i wonder how the kid is doing and if they are driving my parents crazy yet?